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| Previously, on Big Brother Agrabah, Brawnhilda went from Odifer-us to Odifer-them as she joined the jury! Tonight, on a special finale post, our final three houseguests will compete in an epic battle for head of household and our jurors return to pick the winner of Big Brother Agrabah! Will it be Sa'luk, Amin, or Jafar who takes the prize? Find out NOW on Big Brother Agrabah!
(Show note: The final HOH is played as follows: all three compete in the first competition and the winner advances to round three. The two remaining compete in a second competition. The winner of that competition faces the winner of the first competition in a final battle and the winner will become the head of household! That HOH decides who they will face in the final two and the one evicted becomes the final member of the jury.) 
(Amin beating Jafar at a memory game, though. <3 ) It's time for Amin and Sa'luk to battle for the final HOH! 
It's the battle of the bromance as Sa'luk and Amin face each other in the final two! One will walk away with $50,000 and the other will take home the $500,000 prize! And here we'll imagine the EPIC speeches Sa'luk and Amin would give to convince the jury that they should win. tbh, I imagine Sa'luk's would basically be "In or Out"  .
There you have it folks! Sa'luk has won the first season of Big Brother Agrabah and takes home the $500,000! Sure, it's not the Hand of Midas, but at least this treasure won't kill him! One more prize to give out before we go: the bonus for America's Favorite Player! America got the chance to pick the houseguest they loved the most and the results were overwhelming! 
The Sultan has stolen everyone's hearts with his precious, toy-loving ways! There's a party here in Agrabah indeed! And with that, we've reached the end of the Big Brother Agrabah season! This has been fun! I might do another one sometime. Don't wait with bated breath though, it might be a bit.
I hope you enjoyed! I'll leave you with the statistics: 
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| Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Previously on Big Brother Agrabah, Evil Incarnate became Jury Incarnate as she left the Big Brother house! Tonight, in a pivotal post, one houseguest will guarantee a spot in the final three by winning the head of household title and, in the most important veto of the season, the veto holder single-handedly picks who to evict! Who will be our final three going into the finale? Find out NOW on Big Brother Agrabah!
(My Sa'luk/Amin bromance comes through <3) 
(nooooo D: ) 
It looks like Brawnhilda's exiting this sausage fest at the bitter end, as she joins our jury! Next time, it's going to be Sa'luk vs. Amin vs. Jafar in an epic battle for $500,000! Who will be the winner of the first Big Brother Agrabah? Find out tomorrow! |
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| Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2015 10:22 am Post subject: |
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| Previously on Big Brother Agrabah, the double eviction left the dancer and the toy-monger on the jury! This time, a new houseguest will be gain power and yet another person will join the jury! With only three posts left, everything is on the line! Who will be the next to leave? Find out now on Big Brother Agrabah!
(Production note: In the actual simulator, this week was a special reset week, where all of week 11 would be done, followed by a repeat of the same week as week 12. No one would be evicted week 11, like the game just reset. On the show, it made a difference, but on the simulator, literally the exact same thing happened on week 11 and 12, so I'm not posting it for redundancy's sake. We'll just be doing week 12!) 
(So many villains! Brawnie is the only light! <3) 
Time to take Mirage's cat nip toys out of the house, because she's heading for the jury! Next week is the final post before the big finale! One last houseguest will be sent packing! Which three houseguests will make it to final three? Find out next time! |
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| Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2015 11:00 am Post subject: |
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Previously on Big Brother Agrabah, Aladdin was banished back to the ends of the earth as he joins the jury! Today, two houseguests will be evicted on a special double eviction! Who will be the fifth and sixth members of the jury? Find out now, on Big Brother!
(Not Brawnie! I wanna ship you!!) 
(Jafar, mah hero <3) 
It's time for Fatima to dance her way into the jury house? Who will join her next? Find out NOW! 
(What?! No! The bromance!!!! DDDDDDDDD: ) 
The Sultan is no longer worth his salt, it seems, because he's joined the jury! Next time, another houseguest gets power and we get closer and closer to finale night! Only three more posts to go. Who will be the winner of Big Brother Agrabah? You'll know soon enough! |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Previously on Big Brother Agrabah, nobody managed to lay a permanent finger on our Butterfingers, as he slid right back into the house! This week, the battle for power is all important! The Battle of the Block is over, so one houseguest will hold all of the power. Who will take control and who will be sent to the jury house? Find out now, on Big Brother Agrabah!
(Let's me honest, Sa'luk and Amin would have an adorable friendship. These two fan favorite princes!) 
(The muscles noooo D: ) 
(the man who cannot properly count to five using his fingers just won this. These houseguests are a mess tbh) 
(Amin and Sa'luk are totes besties!! I love it!! Write all the fics!) 
Alas, it's time for the protagonist to join his very close friends Rasoul, Mechanikles, and Mozenrath in the jury house! Surely no one will be killed! Stay tuned next time to see which houseguest takes the power and who will be sent packing! ... BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! Next post is a special DOUBLE EVICTION post. That's right, two houseguests will be leaving in the next post! It should be a wild post, you won't want to miss it! |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| I would loooove to be a fly on the wall during Mozenrath and Sa'luk's private conversation... | |
| Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Alright everyone, sorry about the delay! We're back! I have everything set to finish up this simulator over the next week. Sadly, I may have already started another one. But it's good! I'm still bored!
Anyway, let's catch up with our houseguests! Previously on Big Brother Agrabah, Mozenrath took his black magic to the jury house! This week, two new houseguests will win power, someone will be sent to Jury, and one of the four jurors will win a chance to come back into the game! Who will it be? Find out now, on Big Brother Agrabah! 
(tbh, it's tragic that Mozenrath missed the zombie comp.) 
(I'm totally obsessed with the team of Sa'luk and Brawnhilda. The muscles!!) 
(If I were more creative, I'd spend time writing the various zings each HG would get when the ZingBot walks in the house. Someone funnier than me roast these HGs, please) 
It's time for one of our four jurors to return! Will it be Rasoul, Mechanikles, Mozenrath, or Amin? Find out now! 
Looks like Butterfingers has got the revolving door treatment, because he's already back in the game! Can he survive with everyone knowing he's already been evicted? Find out next time! |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Previously on Big Brother,
The first double eviction left the house without a guard and without a obsessive as Rasoul and Mechanikles became the first members of the Jury! This week, two new HGs will come to power and yet another member of the house will move to the jury! Plus, a special competition this week features a classic member of the Aladdin cast! Who? Find out now, on Big Brother Agrabah! 
(Anyone on the Sultan/Fatima ship train yet?!) 
(Jafar is so in character. Aladdin is obvious and we can't have Sultan getting another wife and having another heir to get rid of! )
Ladies and Gentleman, boys and girls, in the role of OTEV, welcome famous Aladdin cast member Gilbert Gottfried! (No, really, he voiced OTEV last year. I laughed my ass off when I heard him. )
It looks like it's time for Mozen to take his rath to the jury house! Next time, another HG will join the jury BUT that does not mean the game is over! At the end of the next post, the first four members of our jury (Rasoul, Mechanikles, Mozenrath, and ???) will battle in a special competition and the winner will move back into the Big Brother house! Who will make it back and how will it change the game? Stay tuned! |
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| Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Previously on Big Brother, Abis Mal became the scourage of the outside world as he left the Big Brother house! Tonight, in a special double eviction post, two houseguests will be evicted and will become the first two members of the nine person jury that will decide the winner of Big Brother Agrabah! It's two posts worth of Big Brother in just one post!
(Mozenrath is fully in character tonight! )
(oh man, I wish I could draw, it'd be fun to make these comic covers!) 
(Brawnie has to save her frail man! )
It's time for today's first eviction! 
It looks like it's not going to be easy to live with Rasoul in the jury house! But who's going to join him? Find out now! Status: 
(I'm gonna pretend Ducky helped with this competition. )
It looks like Rasoul is taking the Greek with him to the jury house! Next time, two new Heads of Household will be crowned and yet another houseguest will join the jury! Who will in be? Find out eventually! |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Previously on Big Brother Agrabah:
The leader of the Galafemes gala-found herself evicted from the house! Now, two new players will take power as Head of Household and someone will be going home! 
(The Sultan and Sa'luk are the alliance we need. Their conversations would be great). Nomination time! 
(RIP villains!) 
(Should have been called Cake Wars. /missed opportunities) 
(Three thieves and not a one of them is an expert at stacking gold? Figure. )
(Wow, that blue rose thing is coming back to haunt Abis!!!) 
What an abismal post! But that won't happen next time! Next post is a special double eviction! Two HGs will be evicted in one post! Stay tuned, it's gonna be wild! |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2015 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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Previously on Big Brother Agrabah, Aladdin committed patricide and helped transform Cassim from the King of Thieves to the king of the evictees! This week, an epic new battle for Head of Household begins and a new houseguest is evicted. Who will be the next person removed from the Big Brother house? Find out today!
(I guess Hippsodeth's actually gone crackers this time. )
It's time for the Head of Household competition! As outgoing HOH, Aladdin is not able to compete. 
(Okay, I want to see Mozenrath and Sultan try to work together at something. That sounds priceless. I'm not surprised they lost!) 
(To be fair, Mech and Sultan would be the ones who would be good at chess of this group, I'd wager. Amin got lucky. )
(I'm probably the only one, but I'm glad to see Amin's a winner in this game. It's about time he wins at something. )
Amin's decision stands! Will Aladdin or Queen Hippsodeth be evicted from the house this week! Find out... right now! 
The protagonist has survived! But for how long? Next post, another Houseguest will be evicted from the Big Brother Agrabah house. Who's the next to take control? Find out whenever I feel like it! |
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:15 pm Post subject: |
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| This shouldn't be as funny as it is, but I'm having the time of my life reading this. |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:21 am Post subject: |
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| I don't know about the currency conversion, but I do know one thing! It's time for Big Brother Agrabah, week three!
Previously on Big Brother, Jasmine found a whole new world outside the big brother house! Which two houseguests will win the battle for head of household and which houseguest will be forced back out into the blazing desert sun? Find out now! (Production note: I decided to stop showing the Team America tasks, since they have no resolution here and there's no point. Not that they had any point on the actual Big Brother either. )
Cast Standings: 
It's time for an epic battle for Head of Household! 
(Wow, Aladdin has no chill in nominating his own father. )
Who will remain HOH?! It's gonna get heated, folks! 
(Abraca-BOB-ra is the most tortured kind of pun. The Aladdin series writers would be proud. )
It's time to pick players for the veto competition!!! 
With Jafar having possession over the veto, he's sure to use it on himself! Who's going to sit next to Cassim on the block this week? 
The nominations are final. Who will be going home? The sketchy thief or the itchy cat? Find out NOW! 
And, in a special bonus, an actual behind-the-scenes picture of the eviction!  |
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| Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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| I wonder what 5,000 would be in their currency. Did we ever figure out their currency rates and what each thing means? I feel like we did |
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| Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2015 6:25 pm Post subject: |
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| Previously, on Big Brother...
The Sultan joined America's alliance in the new Team America twist and the sand witch's fellow houseguests spelled her doom as Sadira was evicted from the Big Brother House. Which two houseguests will win control this week on Big Brother Agrabah?! Current cast standings: 
Up first, our new battle for Head of Household! As outgoing Head of Household, Jafar is not allowed to compete: 
(So few women! )
With Mozenrath and Brawnhilda in power, things move along in the BBA house. 
(Man, I need to dig out that creepy coloring book picture with Aladdin and Cassim! )
It's time for the Battle of the Block! 
Brawnhilda keeps the power this week! It's time to pick players for the veto competition! 
Will Jasmine or Mirage take the power of veto to save themselves from nomination? 
... no! No they will not! It's up to Brawnhilda to decide if she wants to change her nominations. 
Before we go on, it's time to pick the other two HGs America has voted onto Team America! Remember, for every incentive they complete, the members of Team America will win a bonus of $5000! 
(America has interesting taste! )
It's been a long week, folks, but it's time for the live eviction! Remember, Brawnhilda as Head of Household and the two nominees are not eligible to vote. 
The women are taking quite a beating so far in this game, as Jasmine is the latest HG evicted! Which two HGs will win Head of Household next week and who will they nominate? Find out whenever I am arsed to update this! |
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