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Calluna
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 Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 9:37 pm Post subject: 404 error page suggestions |
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As you might have seen, on my 404 error page has a random-text-generator thing on it. Right now I only have two messages in it:
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Infidel! You have touched the forbidden link!
This page is floating around in the abyss of nothingness. |
So, you can see the kind of thing I'm going for.  Anyone else have any suggestions? (I know Salukfan used to; but I can't find them on the old board.  )
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Salukfan
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Location: Butler, PA
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| Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| I know Salukfan used to; but I can't find them on the old board. |
I'm here to help! 
The one I remember having was "The link was broken... by my spine"
Hmmmmm....
"And this page? Well, it was nice knowin 'em"
"This link is dead, kid....seriously"
"Working link my camel!"
"This link disappeared while I was ranting"
"This link rubbed the eye of Gazeem and thus cannot join you in Happy Land"
"This link is doing what it doesn't want to not do, not what Jasmine wants it to not want to do."
"I don't want to break! I want to kiss the monkey! I want to work!"
That's all I've got.... I'm not having a productive evening.
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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*Flys in* I have found the link, oh great one!
http://calluna.proboards4.com/index.cgi?board=site&action=display&num=1067580341
More Suggestions:
"You have violated the Aladdin Central Webpage-prepare to be vaporized. Thank-you."
"Oh no! You just got stray link poisoning!"
"You will not pass go. You will not collect 200 Gold pieces."
"Behold! A forbidden link!"
"I am Forbidden Link Slayer! Here to rescue you from the evil internet!"
"This link did not call dibs. It only almost did."
"Did you get coffee? A Chair? Respect? Well, this page didn't."
"You're only in trouble if you're not linked
...you're in trouble."
"Dear Internet User,
Sorry I can't fix this link right now. Something came up.
P.S-Please pay 300 denari for this message."
"No matter what the server, a broken link is a broken link." |
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xfkirsten
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Location: San Diego, CA
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| Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2004 1:10 am Post subject: |
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I have one!
"I can't help you with the link! I work for Senior Psychopath!"
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Marisa
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"Did you feed this link anything sugary? You know it makes them... weird..."
"Yo, Rasoul! You got somethin' against the shortcuts that aren't broken?"
"Some of us have time to torment the prisoner, while SOME of us should be on the lookout for BROKEN LINKS!"
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Calluna
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Location: Where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Wow, I wasn't expecting so many!
*steals a bunch*
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Marisa
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| Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:44 pm Post subject: |
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XD
"I don't even LIKE linking to you."
"You rush over to the computer, and now you sit there drinking coffee. Assuming you got a coffee."
"Hi, welcome to the 404 page. If you're reading this, that means you've hit the wrong button."
"I never actually WISHED to get to this page. You did THAT on your own."
"...Well I feel sheepish."
"It's a 404! We gotta get outta here! I gotta start packing, your highness! Just the essentials. We'll bring the guns, the weapons, the knives, and... how about this picture? I dunno, I think I'm making a weird face..."
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 12:13 am Post subject: |
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| Calluna wrote: |
Wow, I wasn't expecting so many!
*steals a bunch* |
Of course you'd get so many! This is the extra special feature on the site.  |
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Princess Lydia
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| " Quick wish for something outrageous like being able to say bad things online try that! I wish to be able to say bad things online? NO WAY!" |
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Princess Lydia
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| Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2004 11:22 pm Post subject: |
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" Quick wish for something outrageous like to steal this link try that!"
"I wish I could steal this link?
"NO WAY!" |
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Nez
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| Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 2:24 pm Post subject: |
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"Aw, you love your link. Can I really take that away from you? In a Gomorrah minute!"
Uh, not that good.
Edit: There we go.
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Marisa
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"Hey! I need a prince to kiss this webpage! Code blue!"
"I guess you'll have to learn the hard way -- clicking links involves some risk!"
"Phenomenal cosmic power... itty-bitty bandwidth." (Maybe that can go to people who try to direct-link ^_^)
"If I gotta' choke down one more of those moldy, disgusting four-oh-four pages... BAM! WHACK!"
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Lennox Macbeth
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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"Fourohfour - a dark and dangerous link from a distant corner of my website."
"Link? Ha. You're barely further than me.
Which is more your problem than mine, I think."
"He was...like a father to me. Until I stole his webpage and his link."
"Oh, did I make the widdle web-user mad?"
"Ah, my secret's out. This is what I did for web-recognition. The use of websites was handed to you on a silver platter!"
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Nope, I'm not obsessed at all. I certainly don't have all of his lines memorized. |
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AladdinsGenie
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| Posted: Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Lennox Macbeth wrote: |
Nope, I'm not obsessed at all. I certainly don't have all of his lines memorized. |
Oh no, of course not....
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Marisa
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"Oh, ew! A 404! Kill it! Kill it a lot!!"
"Oh, please. If this is a working link, then I'm a frilled lizard."
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