Hippsodeth Gallifemme Queen
Joined: 12 Nov 2006 Posts: 40
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Posted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 7:37 pm Post subject: People never stop being dumb! |
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Me: "I'm going there because I got a job offer."
Other girls: "Why?"
Me: "To pay for college life.....?"
Other girls: "Why?"
(My thoughts: "Because unlike the parents of you brats, my father doesn't just hand everything over to me!")
~ Later ~
Others: "Where will your job be?"
Stupid Girl: "I thought hall monitors were in charge of the video screens."
Me: "HUH?!"
~ Later ~
Me: "I'm going to be a tour guide at this Victorian Bed & Breakfast. It's this huge British house, and I'll be in costume."
Dumb Person: "You wore that in the 1776 thing!"
Me: "That's Colonial clothes!"
Others: "Well, that's the same thing!"
(My thoughts: "No, it's not. I had no idea this was the mid-1800's.") _________________ "What has my mother taught me? Everything that has given my life dimension. The understanding that empathy is all we have. And the love of whimsy that has saved my - *laughs* - what's left of it. She was a genious at saying 'so mine are the eccentricities of a nightingale. That makes my nightingale's song prettier.' " ~ ~ Kate Mulgrew, on her mother.
Joan Mulgrew passed away this summer. Attina, you're my nightingale and you've given me everything. I love you beyond eternity. |
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