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"All this for a loaf of bread?" - Aladdin
"You're only in trouble if you get caught." - Aladdin
"Look at that, Abu. It's not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!" - Aladdin
"I'm a street rat, remember? I'll improvise!" - Aladdin
"Abu, this is no time to panic...Start panicking!" - Aladdin
"Come on, Rajah, you've got to take a bath! You reek!" - "Genie Hunt"
"Oh, a stray pebble! I suppose it would have penetrated my skin, and given me pebble poisoning!" - "Egg-Stra Protection"
"Jas, Jas, Jas! The hair! The hair!" - "My Fair Aladdin"
"I am *not* being manipulated! I'm doing what *I* don't want to not do, not what *Jasmine* doesn't want me to not want to do! - "Dune Quixote
"Ten thousand years will give you such a crick in the neck!" - Aladdin
"It's all part and partial, the whole Genie gig. Phenomenal cosmic powers...itty-bitty living space." - Aladdin
"That's the problem with doing the right thing. Sometimes you do it on your own." - The Return of Jafar
"Would you describe this as a late-model carpet, sir? Did you leave the keys in it? How long have you known the monkey?" - "That Stinking Feeling"
"The strength of a thousand teamsters in one little finger! I love being a genie!" - "The Spice is Right"
"Always a genie, never a bride! Oh, well, better unwed than undead." - "The Spice is Right"
"It reminds me of the time we were stranded off the coast of Madagascar... And then the sharks came! They circled us for days, waiting to make their move... and then, suddenly, without warning... they got bored and went away. Infernal sharks and their short attention spans." - "Getting the Bugs Out"
"I'm a free genie, bub. The only thing that I'm a slave to is...fashion! These things go great with a tasteful string of pearls." - "The Secret of Dagger Rock"
"Lady, I'm taking you out, and I don't mean dinner and a movie!" - "Eye of the Beholder"
"Next time, before I do something stupid I'll make sure it's something stupid we can all agree on." - "I Never Mechanism I Didn't Like"
"The bones say spirits be near, and the bones don't lie! They may joke about your weight, but they never lie!" - "As the Netherworld Turns"
"How dare he call you names and dislike art!" - "The Seven Faces of Genie"
"I am a vessel of knowledge vast and profound. That, and I saw it once on TV." - "The Seven Faces of Genie"
"Reminds me of the time I set up Antony and Cleopatra. Shame it didn't work out." - "SandSwitch"
"Kids, never play with evil incarnate. Someone always gets hurt." - "Shadow of a Doubt"
"...And then, when we least expect it, *wham*! Smashed by a giant sand viper! Not that you ever really *expect* to get smashed by a giant sand viper..." - "Witch Way Did She Go?"
"The crowd is parting... It's Moses!" - Aladdin and the King of Thieves
"Mama always said magic is as as magic does." - Aladdin and the King of Thieves
"I want to see some resumes on these guys. And don't let the one with the beak near any power tools." - Aladdin and the King of Thieves
"Al, trying to show your dad a better life wasn't stupid. Leaving him alone with the parrot, that was stupid." - Aladdin and the King of Thieves
"How many times do I have to tell you? Never, *ever* give my real name to giant crocodile-headed monsters!" - "Sneeze the Day"
"Hey, I'm just hiding my true compassion behind a fascade of selfishness! Really!" - "Caught by the Tale"
"You're only a fool if you give up." - Aladdin
"You've heard of the golden rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold makes the rules?" - Aladdin
"I'm a fast learner." - Aladdin
"I am not a prize to be won!" - Aladdin
"No matter what the species, men are men!" - "Fowl Weather"
"I always get my man." - "The Secret of Dagger Rock"
"Sometimes we only see how people are different from us, but if you look hard enough, you can see how much we're all alike." - "Garden of Evil"
"I wish *I* were a fearsome engine of destruction!" - "The Flawed Couple"
"I wish *I* were plummeting to my doom!" - "The Flawed Couple"
"Tell me about the Golden Prince! Was he really golden, or just yellowish?" - "Bad Mood Rising"
"My face. My flawless face!" - "The Flawed Couple"
"Then die, Amal. Die." - "The Lost Ones"
"Well, this isn't the kind of thing Mechanikles would do!" - "As the City Snoozes"
"You know, Princess, pitiful is very cute on you." - "The Secret of Dagger Rock"
"Ho ho ho, if looks could bruise." - "The Secret of Dagger Rock"
"How *dare* you disappear while I'm ranting?!" - "The Lost City of the Sun"
"Princess, when Fasal is not think of food, it will be time to bury him." - "Mudder's Day"
"Who gave the halt command? It is my command. One of many I bellow." - "The Secret of Dagger Rock"
"She's trapped in a watery netherworld, and those long distance relationships never work!" - "Elemental, My Dear Jasmine"
"Allah forbid you should have any daughters!" - Aladdin
"I don't know where she gets it. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky." - Aladdin
"One thing I pride myself on, Jafar: I'm an excellent judge of character." - Aladdin
"We have poor people in Agrabah?" - "Do the Rat Thing"
"Remind me to paint my teeth tonight..." - "The Vapor Chase"
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