Jasmine: Meet your what? What are you hiding?
(Aladdin sighs and lets Iago go.)
Aladdin: “Meet your doom upon the stones.”
Aladdin: It’s just a lot of mumbo-jumbo! Doesn’t mean
Jasmine: But racing to save a thin friend! He was right about that!
Aladdin: Yeah, well, he said Abis Mal’s ship would fly, too...
(Abu screeches and points to something behind Aladdin.)
Aladdin: ...But you don’t see that (turns around) hap...pen...ing...
(Abis Mal’s ship flies towards them.)
Aladdin: “The dark ship flies”!
(When the ship is directly over Aladdin’s, it drops its anchor,
Abis Mal: Dropping heavy objects on people! (laughs) I like it!
Haroud, remind me to steal more heavy objects. Now, get the net!
I want to do... a little fishing.
(Aladdin, Jasmine, and Abu cling to driftwood. The genie turns
into a buoy and Iago lands on him.)
Jasmine: Maybe we can reach those rocks! (points to some sharp
Aladdin: But we still have to rescue Carpet! And - and he’s...
(Abis Mal’s net drops on them and catches everyone but Iago.)
Abis Mal: (to Haroud) Lucky shot. Now, reel them in.
Haroud: (to himself) Physical labor, ugh. (out loud) As you wish,
sir. The thrill of the capture shall be mine. (starts to turn the
Abis Mal: What? No! No! Stop taking my thrills. I don’t get
that many thrills! (pushes Haroud out of the way and winds the winch
(Coughing, Genie, Aladdin, Abu, and Jasmine are slowly lifted out
of the water.)
Aladdin: Genie! (coughs) Go check on Carpet!
Genie: Aye aye, Captain! (salutes, turns into a fly, and flies
Jasmine: You could have had him get us out of this net first!
Aladdin: Why? We wanted to catch up with Abis Mal, and that’s
where we’re headed.
Iago: Oh yeah, this is a good thing...
(They all scream; they are headed for the sharp rocks.)
Mouth of Mamoon-Ra: (voice over) Meet your doom upon the stones....
(Aladdin pushes Abu through the net.)
Aladdin: Save yourself, Abu!
(Abu starts to climb up the rope towards the ship, then stops.)
Aladdin: Go on! Abu, go!
(Abu runs back and grabs Aladdin’s arm.)
Iago: I know, I know, save the monkey. (flies down and grabs Abu
with his talons) Isn’t it enough I gotta risk life and limb?
Now I gotta risk fleas!
(Abu chatters angrily.)
Aladdin: Come on, Jasmine, help me lift!
(Aladdin and Jasmine try to lift themselves up with the rope; they
barely miss the sharp rocks, and sigh with relief.)
Abis Mal: (grunting; still turning the winch) Villainy is a lot
more rewarding with someone to gloat over, am I right?
Haroud: (leaning against the mast, drinking a cup of tea) Mm, well,
that has been my experience, sir.
(Abis Mal pulls Aladdin and Jasmine onto the boat.)
Aladdin: You won’t get away with this, you filthy jackal!
Abis Mal: Ooo! Filthy jackal! Haroud, write that one down!
(Abu and Genie are watching from the sail with Carpet.)
Genie: Pst! Up here! (Genie has turned into a pair of scissors)
Do I cut him loose neatly or (turns into a sword) quickly?
Abu: No! No, no no no no! (signals with his hands that the ship
will fall if Carpet is cut loose)
Genie: Oh, right. We’d drop like a stockbroker on Black Tuesday!
And that would be bad! Sorry, my hands are tied!
(Carpet points to Aladdin and Jasmine.)
Genie: Roger! I’ll stick with Al and Jas! (turns into a fly
and flies below deck where Aladdin and Jasmine have been taken)
(Setting: below deck on Abis Mal’s ship.)
(Aladdin and Jasmine are tied to chairs.)
Abis Mal: Admit it, (Iago looks in the window) you’re dying
to know why I stole your tasseled friend.
Jasmine: Obviously to make him fly your stupid ship.
Abis Mal: But why do I want him to fly my stupid ship? That’s
what you should be asking.
(Genie as a fly flies in Abis Mal’s face, who tries to swat
him with his hand. Genie lands on Aladdin’s nose.)
Genie: Should I make with the semi-phenomenal, nearly cosmic powers?
Aladdin: Not yet, I wanna hear his plan!
Abis Mal: Beg all you want! I’ll never reveal my plan! Ha
ha! Go ahead! Beg me!
(Aladdin and Jasmine yawn.)
Aladdin: Couldn’t care less, actually.
Abis Mal: OK, you dragged it out of me. (pulls up a chair) I’m
going to steal the treasure of Fashoom!
Aladdin: (laughs) Fashoom?
Jasmine: He’s just a myth!
Abis Mal: Myth? Ha ha. It’s a cover-up. And I have learned
the location of his secret castle.
Jasmine: But that doesn’t explain why you need a flying ship.
(Haroud enters, holding a bottle.)
Haroud: Uh, approaching the castle, sir.
Abis Mal: Well, Fashoom’s castle is a little off the beaten
(The clouds part to show a castle floating in the air.)
Haroud: One more thing, sir. (holds up the bottle) I found this
buzzing about the garbage pail. (it is Genie as a fly, who changes
into a miniature Genie) Seems to be a genie of some sort. Absolutely
powerless when confined.
Abis Mal: This is great! (sticks the bottle in his belt) First
I steal your carpet, then your genie! (laughs) What else have you
got for me to take, I wonder? (touches Jasmine’s chin; she
tries to bite him) Ah ah ah!
(Setting: a cell on the ship.)
(Abis Mal throws Aladdin into a cell, which has two skeletons in
Abis Mal: Now, play nice. You guys will be rooming together for
the next few centuries. (slams the door)
Aladdin: What about Jasmine? Where are you taking her?
Abis Mal: Don’t worry, she’s going with us. Somebody
has to check for booby traps.
(Haroud drags Jasmine above deck; Abis Mal follows them.)
(Aladdin looks at the skeletons.)
Aladdin: What are you grinning at? (thinking) Hmm...
(Setting: the sail of the ship.)
(Abu is starting to pull out the string Carpet is sewn to the sail
Iago: OK, OK, as soon as Genie gets them free, you rip out those
stitches, and we’re outta here. Got it?
Abu: Uh huh!
(Carpet sees Abis Mal, Haroud, and Jasmine leaving the ship and
starts flapping around. Abu starts chattering at him.)
Iago: Hey! Chill your tassels!
(Setting: Aladdin’s cell.)
(Aladdin picks the lock of the cell with a finger bone and lets
Aladdin: Huh! Now that’s what I call a skeleton key.
Mouth of Mamoon-Ra: (voice over) A pick you’ll find among
Aladdin: ... “Then meet your doom”...
(The ship rocks, and knocks Aladdin over.)
Aladdin: What was that? (runs above deck)
(Setting: the sail of the ship)
(Carpet is thrashing around.)
Iago: Hey, simmer down! We’ll rescue Jasmine in a minute!
(Carpet rips himself almost all the way out, knocking down Abu,
who grabs a rope on the way down.)
Iago: No! Aaaahh!
(Carpet is all the way out; the ship starts to fall.)
Iago: (to Carpet) Uh oh, we blew it.
(Setting: the deck of the ship.)
(Aladdin has just come up the stairs.)
Aladdin: What’s goin’ on? Huh?
(Abu swings down and hits him in the face, knocking him against
the side of the ship. They look over the side and see that they’re
(Aladdin and Abu fall over the side of the ship and start yelling.
They fall through some clouds; a second later they come flying back
through the clouds on Carpet.)
Aladdin: Huh! You weren’t worried, were you, Abu?
Abu: Who, me? Hah! (falls over)
(Setting: Fashoom’s castle)
(Abis Mal pushes open the door to the castle.)
Abis Mal: ...boy!
Haroud: And, might I add, wow!
(The entire castle is filled with piles of gold and jewels.)
Abis Mal: As treasures go, this one’s a real, um, uh, oh...
Haroud: A lollapalooza, sir?
Abis Mal: Yahoo! (jumps headfirst into a pile of gold, and spits
out some coins. He looks up and sees a giant stone statue of a cyclops
with a ruby for an eye) Yeaaaahhhhh!
(Setting: just outside the castle.)
Iago: (pacing in a circle) Oh, boy. If they’re not back in
ten minutes, I call all the hospitals.
(Aladdin and Abu fly up on Carpet.)
Iago: Take a little longer next time! Oh, why don’t you just
go for some espresso? (sees the finger bone) Wait a minute, what,
praytell, have we here?
Aladdin: Just the bone I used to pick the lock of my cell!
Iago: You mean you found the pick among the bones? Eh, that’s
it. Prophesy fulfilled. You’re dead.
Aladdin: Forget the prophesy! Hey, who’s in charge of my
destiny, anyway? I am, that’s who! Not some back-alley fortune
Abu: Uh huh!
Iago: Yeah, we are talking some serious denial here.
Aladdin: Let’s go, Carpet!
(Carpet flies away with all of them, Iago squawks.)
(Setting: inside Fashoom’s castle)
Haroud: (knocking on the statue of Fashoom) It’s solid stone,
see. Perfectly harmless. Now let’s be a grown-up villain and
stop gibbering and drooling.
(Abis Mal is making gibbering noises and trying to run away, but
Haroud is holding on to the end of his coat. After Haroud finishes
talking, he gets a grip on himself.)
Abis Mal: Uh...uh...Oh. Uh, yes. Ahem. Ahem. Of course. Focus.
Focus. Well, what are you waiting for? Get me that eye!
Haroud: (laughs) You mean, I will have the honor of being
first to touch the eye?
Abis Mal: Yes! I mean, no, no! Of course not! You? Ha ha ha! Don’t
make me laugh! Nyah ha ha! (starts climbing the statue) Ha ha, once
I’ve got that eye, the whole world will, will, uh...
Haroud: Shudder at your name. (pulls out a nail file; Jasmine starts
to sneak away)
Abis Mal: (pulling out the eye) Oh, you think? Shudder! (pulls
out the eye and falls off the statue) Yeow! Ooh... (Haroud looks
concerned) I’m OK... My fall was broken by my spine. Now,
who will be my first victim? (sees Jasmine almost out the door)
Ha ha! (zaps the pillar next to her, blocking her path; she gasps)
I like this thing!
Haroud: It’s you, sir.
(Aladdin, Abu, and Iago swoop down on Carpet, and Aladdin grabs
the eye from Abis Mal.)
Abis Mal: Huh? What?
Aladdin: (stops Carpet in front of the statue and aims the eye
at Abis Mal and Haroud) Now you’ll do as I command!